mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
May we all be mud monsters.”
by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.
by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009
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Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.
by Mud licker April 19, 2017
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mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.
"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"
by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 24, 2015
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mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger
"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."
by tyler boyles October 22, 2006
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