thisbemptyyeet's definitions

Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

the dunnybuss

the gq patrol that will never fail to send it

The dunnybuss sent it again, how are yaaaaaa

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021