Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Gabriella Rose Morris

One of the best looking women you could ever find. Her smile wraps you up in a trance, and her hair is a luscious dark brown colour. Her personality shines bright and you can always feel safe around this girl. She is one of a kind and should never be let go.

“Hey, is that Gabriella Rose Morris?”

“Yeah, she is so pretty isn’t she?”

“One of the best, I really wish I could date her someday”

by Cameron Walsh November 22, 2023

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024