Massachusetts

A place where a man's shit-filled rectum and gaping asshole are the legal equivalent of a uterus and vagina.

One man says: "I say there sir, is your wife pregnant?" The man from Massachusetts replies: "No, he's just constipated..."

by Truth Lady March 27, 2009

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

banana massage

Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.

"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"

"No thanks, Japang."

"Ahh young boy?"

by The_Strut October 21, 2004

Canadian Air Mass

When you break wind and the sound comes out as "ehhhh"

I hear a rumbling in my tummy, I think I feel a Canadian Air Mass coming on

by RUSuuuuure123 June 16, 2009

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

Mass

Mass(adj):Greatly, Completely, Totally

Dude that was mass wordpwnage/word!

by Midas September 17, 2003

Pakistani Massage

When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.

Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "

John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"

by Atheist FTW July 7, 2010