monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

Choccy Milk

a phrase 2021 tiktok boys like to use to make their videos even worse.

"She wouldn't send me nudes, I'll go pop a choccy milk"
"choccy milk make the pain go away"

"When she has pronouns in her bio, dump her and pop a choccy milk"

by bakingsodaman420 February 15, 2021

Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

by L. Silverman June 17, 2008

cereal milk

the milk remaining after a delicious bowl of cereal

Question: What is your favorite type of cereal milk?
Answer: I like Coco Puffs cereal milk

"Today, for breakfast I ate some trix. The cereal milk was quite good."

by purplebucket92 October 12, 2009

Rat milk

Not milk at low resolution.

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!

by geo November 11, 2003