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Michael

Like God.The best at everything, but most of all the best name you can lookup on Urban Dictionary and paste on your facebook.
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy this in your status and post what Urban Dictionary says about your name in the first comment. Michael is the best.
by peety69 February 3, 2010
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michael jordan's

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches
i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack
by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003
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michael ian black

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004
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Michael Smith

An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010
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michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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Michael Arballo

One who is the coolest mofo of all time.

Slayer of the vagina and everything holy.
"hey Michael Arballo keep your right hand strong, and your pimp hand stronger"
by Gouda94 January 10, 2012
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