Matter'f'act

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

by boobwrangler March 10, 2024

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 2, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Matteo

A poes

Matteo is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matteo

A person who is a poes

" look there is a Matteo" meaning, look there is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Matteus Henry

He’s a good boy. Matteus is the cutest, most romantic, cutie. The best boy you’ll ever meet.

Matteus Henry is a good boy.

by mcarva February 7, 2026