Martina Vinas

An amazing female with well rounded qualities who at times can hurt people and can be a pain, but at the end she can be the best girlfriend possible. Shes a keeper. Self conscious. Always looking sexy and hot. Number 1 choice. Easily lovable.

She reminds me of martina vinas.

by relationships August 16, 2011

martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.

Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!

by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014

martin

An Asian who has a smaller personality then his dick,

Martins dick isn't in the right place. It needs to go back in his pants. "Help my dick/pants keeps falling off"

by Chik October 30, 2017

Martin

Someone who never knows how to make a story short. Also a highly motivated individual when putting his mind to something but will most likely fail miserably.

He’s a Martin for sure.

by nocoomamatata September 1, 2019

martimical

Useful in just about every situation; capable of doing many things well.

The smartphone has evolved to become a martimical object in modern life, doing whatever we need, whenever we need it.

by According To August 16, 2021

The Marti menchaca

a fart that smells realy bad and last for 3 hours without going away. often smelling like rotting pumpkins or los norias(the oil fields) Using Fabreeze or Oust Dose not work it only mixes with the smell causeing it to smell like shit mixed with flowers

Someone just pulled the marti menchaca in youth group! the Fabreeze dosen't work!

by baka kuso yaro April 29, 2011

Russ Martin

To take credit for something you didn't do; to pretend something is true about one's self knowing it's not. Based on the misinformation given by Russ Martin about his ratings ever surpassing Howard Stern's ratings.

The Pope claims to speak directly to God, but we all know what a "Russ Martin" the Pope is. Am I right?

by Rusty-Shackleford September 15, 2016