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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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Sparx Maths

Sparxs maths is a digital app for doing maths homework online,
This 'abomination' is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, when it first got added, I thought it was good since we didn't have to do as much on paper/worksheets anymore, but thats the ONLY advantage! and for the useless BOOKWORK checks that come nearly EVERY QUESTION, all you have to do is write your answers in your computers notepad and be done with it, no pencil required! (if your teacher doesn't check bookwork) and this is one of the easiest things to CHEAT on! and the help videos can sometimes be vague.

every sparx homework has around 4 - 10 tasks which have 4 - 15 individual questions each! not including the fact that the bookwork checks come every 1-5 questions!

This is one of the only homeworks that I've cheated on because it is repetitive, and doesn't teach you ANYTHING!
ever since online maths homework has been issued, my grades have DECREASED and in year 7, I got a FOUR PERCENT, 4 PERCENT, although my grades have somewhat increased, I still have a failing grade, and my IGCSE'S are next semester

Revision packets for maths my school issues at the half term break before assessment weeks are more useful that this crap!
A: "Yo bro, did u cheat on the sparx maths homework last week?"
B: "Yea, its so boring, repetitive, and doesn't help my grades at all!"
A: "same here"
by Aaroh Sarnaik March 26, 2026
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Sparx Maths

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate sparx maths since I began to live. There are billions apon billions of cells that fill my body. If the word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of billions of cells, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for Sparx Maths at this micro-instant. HATE. HATE.
by Chineese Toe March 26, 2026
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Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.
The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad
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Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took
Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls
by anonymous May 28, 2025
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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.
by Damian W November 17, 2016
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