People named Maran are usually one of a kind. Usually they are beautiful and emirate natural beauty — the camera can’t quite capture this unnamable loveliness. They are the type of person you just want share a bed with and wake up every morning and serve them coffee. Be careful their sense of humour is an acquired taste and often start giggling at their own jokes before the punchline. They are usually secretly into German techno. If you find one, devote your life to them it will be very rewarding.
“Whoah, I almost crashed my car, I was staring at a total Maran”
“What type of chicken is that? Its a chestnut Maran”
“What type of chicken is that? Its a chestnut Maran”
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Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
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Person 1: I Moanaed!
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