The Mary Poppins

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.

Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’

by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020

Mary Holland

Mary Holland is the coolest cat ever. She’s really good at basketball and has red hair. We love mary holland yayayay!

That girl is so cool i bet she’s named Mary Holland!

by kalmsl July 6, 2020

Mary-Jayne

Mary-Jayne is the most attractive person in the world. If you have a Mary-Jayne in your life you should feel special. Most of the time the "y" is missed out in her name. If you spell her name right she'll be very happy for the rest of the day. She will never forget it. She is crazy and will care for you within an hour of knowing you. She'll always speak her mind so don't be offended. Sleeps for about 12 days.

It's spelt "Mary-Jayne" with a hyphen and a "y" in Jayne.

by Hugh_-Jass October 20, 2020

Mary Abreu

Mary is a Beautiful girl , from the hood. knos alot and is mature and steady . is a bad "jawn" and never gets caught . many boys love mary , they are waiting to ask her out . freelly and without hesitation , mary abreu has lots of friends who love her for her and likes to find the perfect boy . a real right one . she is loved by many and is un-stopable !

did you see mary abreu ? she is beautiful and bad .

Mary abreu the one from my hood , ive been tryng to go out since 3rd grade ?? shes beautiful....

Micheal stop tryng to go out with her i wanted her first.

by Jacksonloved November 26, 2011

Marie-Roy

Most likely a twin separated at birth, they will always be there for you, even if you're in Florida and she's in France. The first time you see this person you'll feel like you have known her your whole life.

My Marie-Roy is moving back to Florida :D

by imthothuper September 23, 2011

Suicidal Mary

A specific combination of fountain drinks from a fast food restaurant that entails 2 parts Coke, 3 parts orange Fanta, 1 part Dr. Pepper, 1 1/2 parts Sprite, and two dashes of that Hi-C juice that’s always there (possibly lemonade if one is at a Chic-Fil-A or Raising Canes)

“Hey man I’m going to get a refill. You want one?”
“Yeah sure, can I get a Suicidal Mary?”

by KingOfTheShortBus January 29, 2023

Mary Linton

To Mary Linton means to ask someone for favors as an outlaw while at the same time constantly berating them for being an outlaw.

Mary Linton : "Oh, Orthur, my dad and my brother are both in trouble only you as an outlaw can deal with it"
Orthur : "Hmm, I don't know"
Mary Linton: "Orthur please BE A MAN!"
Orthur: "K"
A few moments later: "Byeee Orthur you're an outlaw eww"

by oh_orthur! April 24, 2023