Loosard

a combination of looser and retard; a very stupid person; hot people.

Man stop being a loosard.

Loosards are soo hot.

by Dylan and Laureen September 4, 2006

looserpissed

To get incredibly drunk. Not just a little drunk, but that kind of drunk where you want to go to the county fair drunk.

"I am gonna go out and get looserpissed"
"I got looserpissed last night... Big Day.

by Dan the man Allen November 28, 2006

loosee

a mixture of dried, naturally fragrant plant material used to provide a gentle natural scent in houses. It is usually placed in a decorative wooden bowl or tied in small bags made from sheer fabric.

1. you smell quite loosee, today.

2.this room has a very loosee scent to it.

3.i love loosee.

by Federico R. Casanova August 15, 2007

Loose-Off

Any significantly long or significantly intoxicated night on drugs and/or alchohol shared amongst more than one participant. Loose-offs typically involve all or a majority of participants acting loose as per most standard definitions (including intoxication and debauchery). In Firehouse Hotel nomenclature the loose-off requires or results in participants being belted Loose-off is related to the US sporting term "Playoff" and can be understood as a Playoff (or Grand Final) of Looseness. Usually the title is conferred after the event. Eager (and brave) participants can establish a night out on the basis that it will become a loose-off

Last night was a total loose-off, I don't even know how I got home.

by Washed Up Walter October 20, 2008

lomopportunity

the perfect time/setting/subject/mood to take a lomo picture

The sun is setting and the girl sitting by the dock is wearing a shiny top. I've got to bring out my LCA. This is the perfect lomopportunity.

by irishstew61 January 9, 2009

loomsy

1. Acting in a way that one could see as being "wasted", yet does not involve ANY alcohol.

2. Acting in a way that resembles a precocious two year old child.

"Chelsea was acting pretty loomsy after we got her laughing so much".

by wwarren92 December 20, 2008

Lomsib Otpep

Lomsib Otpep was the first person to eat nothing but diarreah for 3 years 4 months and 16 days.
His record has never been broken.
No one knows the mans true age or ethnicity.

Did you read the book about Lomsib Otpep? He had amazing vomit control.

by road-warrior April 26, 2009