Loose-Off

Any significantly long or significantly intoxicated night on drugs and/or alchohol shared amongst more than one participant. Loose-offs typically involve all or a majority of participants acting loose as per most standard definitions (including intoxication and debauchery). In Firehouse Hotel nomenclature the loose-off requires or results in participants being belted Loose-off is related to the US sporting term "Playoff" and can be understood as a Playoff (or Grand Final) of Looseness. Usually the title is conferred after the event. Eager (and brave) participants can establish a night out on the basis that it will become a loose-off

Last night was a total loose-off, I don't even know how I got home.

Loose-Off by Washed Up Walter October 20, 2008

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loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

loose off the goose by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

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Lose Off Booze Off

A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up

-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.

Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.

Ages 3 and up.

"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"

"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."

"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."

Lose Off Booze Off by bodiddles March 31, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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