Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

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literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

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liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).

"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."

by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007

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literally lollin'

everyone knows that when you say lol, you mean you think it's funny. usually you don't actually laugh.

literally lollin' is on that rare occasion that you actually laugh at something someone sends in an IM, text message, comment, etc., etc.

dude 1: crap dude my cat just jumped on my keyboard and now i'm staring a gay porn site in the face.

dude 2: haha, literally lollin' dude.

by just Jonny August 20, 2009

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liberals

1. A political ideology responsible for virtually all social progress in history; see creation of democracy.

"Damn those dirty liberals with their common sense... I want my $30 tax cut!"

by Andy November 30, 2004

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Liberals

People who give a shit about their fellow man.

Liberals "I can empathize with disadvantaged people and feel that all folks deserve a fair chance to achieve the America Dream."
Crazy person "All you socialist anti-American fascist Liberals should be shot for treason."

by Dougie #0001 September 10, 2009

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