A flamingo legs is a girl with some long ass legs that stands, walks and sorta looks like a flamingo. Even tho shes a bird, shes the prettiest girl you could meet. Shes funny as fuck, likes food and sleep, and never fails to amuse seals.
by Seal boi May 29, 2017
by SOSOOSOS January 02, 2019
by apparentslut June 04, 2014
After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
by gnstrlove November 23, 2016
by DirtyHertie January 21, 2016
small white, pathetic male a.k.a. a jerry, whomst middle aged Mexican armadas perceive as bad luck. the bad luck is conceived of moon gravitational force becoming too great and pulling the rear of other men's bottoms towards their genitalia.
Joe is such a jerry leg whenever he performs his normal work duties considering he has freckles, pale skin, and eyebrow settling black hair. it's called two brothers.
by Christmas gloves October 20, 2017
Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.
Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!
by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017