Alex Jones

Raging paranoid dumbass

Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com

Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!

by Poopee fingers August 3, 2018

Jonesin

An extreme desire for some one, usualy your mate.

Boy you got me jonesin.

by ~Extasy~ September 28, 2005

jonestown

The mythical place people say they are when they are in need of a fix.

"Dude, I'm totally in jonestown right now, know where I can pick up?"

by Laptop (Buttoneyes) June 16, 2009

jeffrey jones

The annoying principal from ferris bueller's day off who was convicted of coercing a fourteen year old boy to pose for naked pictures. Jeffrey was subsequently made to join the national sex offender's register.

Jeffrey Jones is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

by littlerudegirl December 11, 2006

Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

by bf December 10, 2004

Jonesi

(1) One of Acurazine's Mega Mods
(2) sasha's daddy

Sasha thinks Jonesi is one perfect mod and one hell of a nice guy.

by - sasha April 3, 2005

Star Jones Reynolds

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.

I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.

by Ayi Delisi November 19, 2004