joe buck'd

the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.

Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"

sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself

by the feefees December 31, 2009

Joe Pesci

To bring a girl to a car and immediately lower her head to one's penis for oral sex

1:05 of Casino
It'd be great to Joe Pesci a bitch and have her but gas in the car

by Retronius December 30, 2007

Yo Joe!

Catch phrase and war chant of the popular 1980's toy line and cartoon, G.I. Joe. Each G.I. Joe team member would shout out "Yo Joe!" when battling the evil international terrorist organization COBRA. "Yo Joe!" should not be confused with 'yo joe (joseph), which would be used to gain the attention of a person named joseph (joe).

Duke shouted "Yo Joe!" as he led the charge against COBRA COMMANDER's hideout.

by maverbilly May 17, 2006

Joe Bro'd

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.

"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"

by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009

Joe with the Fro

Obviously an awesome person. But there are very special qualities in this person:

1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.

2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.

There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:

1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.

2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.

3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.

I saw Joe with the Fro last night. He let me touch his hair. He is so fucking awesome.

by Joe with the Fro January 5, 2008

cup of joe

A cup of coffee. It originated from the time when cappuccino was popular. Then they had trouble pronouncing cappuccino so they named it cuppa joe. Then afterwards coffee became known as cup of joe.

Pour me a cup of joe will you?

by Urbanned October 27, 2015

Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."

by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006