hurpadurp

Noun. Someone who is slow, spasticated, handicapped or in any way mentally retarded.

Also an exclamation at one's own stupidity or the stupidity of a close party. Normally "hurpa-durpa-durp" (with added '-adurp's for added emphasis). Must be said in the fashion of a mongoloid.

Not to be confused with "hinga-dinga-durgen".

A: "Is like a turtle and a tortoise different cuz ones a reptile and da ova is a bird?"
B: "Stop being such a hurpadurp."

A: "OMG! Them things are liek only £20!"
B: "No, it says they're £200!"
A: "O right, I see... hurpa-durpa-durpa-durpa!!! *X-z*"

by Atomic440 February 6, 2010

hurt ass piece

A way to describe a really really fugly person.

He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid.

by Ðj wåñnâbë December 28, 2004

pre-hurt

the pain you feel before someone actually hits you, can cause you to flinch, When someone says "Ow!" to being hit, but no one has actually touched them yet.

He felt the pre-hurt when I caused him to flinch, but didn't touch him.

by arcangelus255 October 30, 2007

Butt Hurl

The act of disposing of fecal matter in an explosive and violent manner.

"Dude, im not feeling well." -Brad
"Go butt hurl and get that out of you." -Bob

by D-Miller June 12, 2008

Buff Hurt

The act of becoming butt hurt due to excessive buffering while attempting to load or watch a youtube video, movie, or porn.

This video is taking forever to load, I'm getting soooo Buff Hurt!

by WallySparx August 28, 2013

whirl and hurl

An amusement park ride that spins. Non-rollercoaster (or "flat ride") that exists solely for the purpose of making people dizzy.

"Mad Hatter's Tea Party at Disneyland was designed by Satan! Whirl and Hurl!

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

Why do people hurt themselves

Because they are angry at the world and themselves. And mostly at themselves for always screwing up, but if they took it out on someone else the would jyst be screwing up again. When the harm themselves, not only are they releasing all of that anger, but they are repremendimg themselves and therefore feeling like this will help them be better. What they need is love and to understand that they are lived and to feel included.

Why do people hurt themselves?

by Isuck_anyway July 9, 2018