texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

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You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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I’m scared, someone hold me tight

When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch

When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”

by Pamela Mares November 18, 2022

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Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021

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