hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

fart hat

The act of farting on someone's head

Gave Ben a Fart Hat the other day, it was a wet one.

by Yaron K September 25, 2007

Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

by Tattooofthesun January 1, 2009

Conductors Hat

A metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails

Anyone got a conductors hat I'm about to do some huge rails toot toot

by Cho Cho123123123 October 15, 2006

blumpkin hat

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

by gfn March 16, 2009

white hat

In referance to a hacker - A hacker or even a cracker who uses his skills only in either legal or "friendly" activities.. or to trap/interupt the actions of script kiddies and other distructive activities.

The security analyst was a white hat.

by Jagged September 17, 2003

Ass Hat

A tattoo drawn right over (usually a woman's) ass crack, on the small of the back, by the tailbone.

Hey, I like your art, especially the Celtic knot ass hat.

by Big Bun May 14, 2005