handegg

A term used by foreign assholes (most commonly british) to describe american football. It is usually used to argue the games name (FOOTBALL) because apparently it requires a greater use of the hands than the foot, and the ball supposedly resembles an egg. You know, kinda like another form of football that was coincidentally invented by the Brits: RUGBY.

Dumb retard: Those bloody yanks need to rename their game to Handegg, it doesn't even require the foot and the ball looks like an egg!

Logical individual: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

by Mr Steel Biscuits November 27, 2012

Haider

The biggest terrorist, you will ever see, if you ever see this man run away

Suppose like 9/11 a rumor was that a guy names Haider was the pilot

by 240140 July 28, 2021

Bi-Handed

When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.

Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

Bill Hader

A spankin' new cast member on Saturday Night Live. He is an long-time improviser, and when performing a show at a low-budge theatre in LA, he was discovered by Megan Mullally who passed his name on to Lorne Michaels, hence got an auditio n for SNL and triumphed because he is fucking amazing. Undoubtedly the next Will Ferrell. Supersedes Andy Samberg (other new cast member this season) by-far.

ps- He's a doll in person (see my picture with him)

Bill Hader coughSEXYPANTScough is my hero.

Bill: (as Al Pachino) What? AUGHGGHHH!!!!!!!

by What? Aughhhhhh. Marni. December 19, 2005

Deon Handers

Deon Handers is the act of getting a handjob.

Wow last night I got the worst Deon Handers.

by Billy V. April 4, 2006