haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

Hagi

The best ever football player, originated in Romania. He is now to old to play, but he is the manager of the football team: FC VIitorul

I saw Hagi on TV, on PROTV.
Hagi is old.
Hagi is the manager of FC Viitorul.

by 123, ma numesc gigel November 8, 2018

Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.

Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!

by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019

Haggren

A type of women who drink a lot of alcohol and like kids.

Oh look this women must be Haggren because she is drinking so much.

by BitsAreFree February 8, 2019

Haggas

A last name of gods. Haggas is a very old last name dating back to a small Scottish clan. People with this last name will always be smart, but never a nerd because people will never call them that to their face because they are usually tall or a bigger build. People with this last name are always different from normal mortals, usually not being that serious because they know they simply don't have to due to life been so small compared to their life after death with their ancestors. And they love the color purple.

There's a Haggas. He's a cool guy but damn is he scary.

by Haggas August 18, 2019

hagroyd

Have a good rest of your day

Byeeee hagroyd, see ya tmr

by Lovefromethio October 20, 2020

HAGO

“HAGO”
OFFICIAL DEFINITION
Abbr. Have A Good One.
Comically used upon greetings or farewells with no particular emphasis.

Exclamation
“Hago, Peter!”
Noun
“She got Hagos from everyone last night”
Verb
“I Hagoed across the room to Johnny”

by anonymous December 1, 2020