Goonana

A state of nirvana achieved following a session of gooning that is not narcissistic but rather a meditative state.

Cuh 1: Hey bruh you done gooning?

Cuh 2: Yee dawg, I've finally achieved goonana.

by t831b April 14, 2024

goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

by HaliPotter October 27, 2024

Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.

Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.

by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024

goonatron

The ultimate machine for gooning people.

"Mods, Activate the goonatron!"

"No its the goonatron!"

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Goonball

Goonball is a Sport played with a Ball where it is the goal to get the Ball in to a Basketball Hoop, by only using your feet and without the ball touching the Floor more than twice per kick

Lets go play a round of Goonball

by Gustaf Goobler December 10, 2024

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025