Fat Fucker

Someone who isn't such a bad guy, just fat. Not to be confused with a Fat Fuck, which is completely different.

Don't ever get caught between that fat fucker and a box of doughnuts.

by Phantom Friend February 2, 2020

pillow-fucker

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.

I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.

Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.

by theeel February 20, 2008

Shit Fucker

one who fucks shit pretty much self explanitory

You mother fuckin bitch momma shit fuckin queef.
bitch momma also in put into this dictionary be me

by Jeff L. & Ryan A. February 17, 2003

hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.

I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker

by Patrick PC July 25, 2007

spunk fucker

The genuine artice. The full nine yards. The full monty. Why would anyone want to fuck with anythng else?

That homey is a real spunk fucker the way he whipped that bitch's ass!

by dogpuppy 109 August 6, 2007

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012