Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

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Possible Fap Potential

When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.

Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

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Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

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FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

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fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.

Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!

by matok August 12, 2020

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