Floor Pretzels

a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:

1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!

b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms

Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!

(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...

by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009

Floor

cool , hip, in-fashion, current style, good

man tony's new kicks are floor.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

tore up from the floor up

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.

Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.

by Rory Butler September 9, 2009

floor duty

when you go to a friends house and you drop something edible on the floor, you have to pick it up and eat it REGARDLESS of the 4-second rule

Floor duty that, cuz I'm not throwing it away.

by Arvin March 2, 2004

floorgasm

fl~oor·gaz·um( P )
n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.

Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).

by Kritzinger January 7, 2006

floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007