FlexGod

An individual who strives to make sure that their loved ones are taken care of while at the same time being flashy or flamboyant

James pays his moms rent and drives a benz? That's a real FlexGod!!

by FlexGod Entertainment May 17, 2018

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

Flexzoned

An event that had occurred presenting dominance over an individual(s) through a overwhelming presentation that can be displayed in various forms through the contraction or tensing of the user's individuality attribute(s) rightfully entitling the opposing individual(s) with titles like, "Little Sally" or "Small Sam".

My friend and I took out a stack of bills, only except his was all hundreds. I was flexzoned the rest of the night and left to cry myself to sleep later that night.

by DominantMS2 August 27, 2018

Flexinility

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.

He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.

by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

FLEXABAR

An Organic or Based Action performed under the influence (perferbally audio recording). In other words, When the mind is at its creative peak.

Tommy: Bro what if we ma-mad *Burps* made like a book... With no words, Like totally make it 300 pages.

Adam: Yo....that would be FLEXABAR Asf

by Mark Pluto January 27, 2019

Flexservative

A person, the political affiliation of which, aligns with conservatism, and is willing to, and has, debated liberals on political and controversial issues, with success. This merits their ability to flex their victory and apply for the title of Flexservative. One common trait of the typical Flexservative is their massive confidence, penis, and or testicle size for men, and beauty, brain capacity, and or breast size for women. An example of a Flexservative would, among others, be Ben Shapiro.

Person A: Bro my NYU English professor on God told the whole class that Trump is a racist because he said Mexicans ain't finna cross his border and I told that nigga Trump said illegal immigrants and that Obama tried the same shit and that nigga dead kicked me out the session.
Person B: That's some Flexservative type shit.

by 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX February 8, 2019

Flexacution

When that one gym nigga flex so hard that you fuckn die

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yeah I heard it was a flexacution"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019