sloppy fart

When sitting in class and you try to ease a fart out silently, but its very loud and leave debree in your trousers and on the floor.

Dude, I was sitting in class talking to a hot chick and I blasted off a sloppy fart

by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007

couch farts

When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.

My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.

by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013

Bacon Fart

Someone else's fart that smells good to you. It may actually stimulate your appetite.

I was into day two of a cleansing fast when the woman next to me on the elevator cut a huge Bacon Fart! My stomach started churning and all I could think about was a big IHOP breakfast!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 9, 2021

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

psilocybin farts

That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.

"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."

by Clay imp February 28, 2009

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008