fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

fungible ex by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

his ex 

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

his ex by gremlin killed January 15, 2024

Deus Ex Madichina 

An overwhelming or oppressive force beyond human capabilities.

The Valar’s abilities are Deus Ex Madichina.

Deus Ex Madichina by Brown Brigade February 9, 2024

Crazy ex girlfriend 

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad

“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”

Crazy ex girlfriend by The girlfiend April 24, 2024

Wifeosaurus Ex

A huge apex predator who feeds primarily on Alimonosaurus and Childsupportosaurus. It has a disproportionally large gut, frequently appears unkempt, and is ill-tempered at best.

Man, that woman is a serious Wifeosaurus ex. I feel bad for her ex-husband.

Wifeosaurus Ex by Deadlord May 1, 2026

De-eMus ex Machina 

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

De-eMus ex Machina by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

Fuck your ex day 

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

Fuck your ex day by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019