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Electric bear chair

an electric bear chair is the best way of death
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Ginger electric eel

During sex, at the moment of orgasm, a ginger shocks himself with a defibrillator, causing the electric current to travel through his penis to stimulate his partner. This is only safe when performed by a ginger, particularly one who has perfected the art of Monster Sex.
Serious burns and/or death may result, but trust us, it's worth the risk.
by Gingeranator April 6, 2014
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pole-ing the electorate

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.
From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"
by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008
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the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.
Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.
by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013
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Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".
"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"
by krackaddikt April 14, 2010
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socialized election

a publicly funded election.

an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.

an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.

an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.

Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.

If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.

Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.

Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.

Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
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Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo

The 1st of December is Fuck a furry day 2. The same rules apply to this day as the First Fuck a furry day. You cannot Resist.
Furry: Do you know what day it is?
Regular People: Wait... OH HELL N-
Furry: Yes, Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
by Engineer (TF2) November 28, 2020
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