English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

idk english

if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is

me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh

by your local department March 30, 2022

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

English or spanish

A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay

The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*

by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023