This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
Get the drunk noodlemug. A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.
by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018
Get the Suzi drunkmug. "Yo you see todd last night?"
" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"
" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"
by OpTiCris November 1, 2015
Get the Air Drunkmug. A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.
by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017
Get the Drunk Walrusmug. This is the activity where you get completely and utterly wasted and piss all over your self.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.
"Hey Steve, what are you doing this weekend?"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"
by B.Colombet April 22, 2022
Get the Abo Drunkmug. Drunk Style a.k.a. Drunkard Boxing:
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.
This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.
This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
by Reaction November 9, 2008
Get the drunk-stylemug. by arrowheadian July 19, 2012
Get the penis drunkmug.