Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019

Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 12, 2018

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21

Hey god dildo! KUT KIND

by paggaslager21 September 1, 2018

dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018