Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around

(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash

by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024