dump and dash

when you dump at someone else's house and then leave shortly after.

Guy 1: Where did Michael go?
Guy 2: I thought he went to the bathroom...
Guy 1: It smells like poop in the bathroom, but he's Michael's not here.
Guy 2: He pulled a dump and dash?!

dump and dash by bassfrog7 April 20, 2010

dump day

The day after Donald Trump was elected President of the United States.

11/9

A Wednesday in 2016.

Happy Dump Day!

dump day by K5Rakitan November 9, 2016

marathon dump 

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

marathon dump by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

Brommunity Dump Sesh 

when a group of bros part of the brohood are coincidentally taking a big man at the same

chris: (calls up kvapparon) bro droppin a big man
vappy: omg same here no joke

chris : (calls up jimbo) bro me and vap are poopin up big men right now
james: omg so am i this is awesome

chris: (calls back vappi28) dude me you and james are droppin big men right now
matt: omg this is a brommunity dump sesh

Brommunity Dump Sesh by Mystery Pooper February 10, 2009

Jalapeno Dump 

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.

Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!

Jalapeno Dump by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009

Slam dump 

The immediate release of poop as soon as you sit on the toilet after holding it in for a while or after eating too much. Just like a slam dunk, only done with the ass.

Having to take a shit real bad

I went to go eat with a friend the other day. When we go back to the dorm he scurried to the bathroom, taking small but quick steps. Seconds after he shut the door I heard him shout "slam dump!"

Slam dump by Dr_Girafales May 11, 2011

360 dump truck 

whilst (teabagging) the male slowy turns 360 degrees while the female applies pressure to the testacles with her teeth the (male) will then scream beep beep while releasing (faeces) onto the victims face.this move is commonly performed in (australia) and is considered (tradition) in some parts of the country.

male(1) hey how was your date last night?

male(2)awesome we 360 dump trucked for like 5 minutes.

male(1)probably shouldnt of had curry.

male(2)yeah bad idea.

360 dump truck by d@niel10 October 31, 2011