Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 15, 2020

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 13, 2023

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins January 02, 2018

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 02, 2020

Honorary Deuce

Taking a dump for a fallen/long lost brother in arms.

Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.

by Pins Mcgee December 23, 2013

deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.

I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!

by Goo-punch April 07, 2007

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016