two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 22, 2005

Cunt Flaps McGee

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

shut your cunt

When the person who is better off than you is complaining about their "rough" life or shall we say "hard times"

I have an idea, why don't you shut your cunt.

If you want me to be your friend, you'll shut your cunt.

by kevreb October 25, 2006

cunt killer

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.

That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.

by diggler2002 July 12, 2006

cunt shat

1. a horrible smelling area.

2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.

3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.

It's hot as cunt shat in here.

It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!

by Weezy's palace November 9, 2009

Cunt Wrinkle

A person who has such a shitty/ugly personality/attitude that it can only be compared to an old dusty dried up wrinkle on a fish smelling pussy.

Look at that cunt wrinkle yelling at that woman in the middle of the parking lot.

by CWhater January 27, 2010