Phone Crush 

when speaking on the phone at work with a customer who you just adore. You will never meet him/her, you will only speak with them as needed for business. You are totally head over heels with their voice.

"OMG, Ginger, I just got off the phone with that customer and I have such a phone crush."

Phone Crush by DJ JILLYB January 2, 2009

Middle School Crush 

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.

You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!

Middle School Crush by ohkitty March 4, 2013

Mushroom Crush 

A violent sexual technique used on the penis. Can be considered sadistic and/or masochistic. Using one hand too masturbate and the other open hand to "Crush the Mush" in unison with upstrokes.

AKA - Mushcrush and Capslap

"Dude, that crazy bitch gave me the mushroom crush so hard my dickhead looks like a bloody plate"

Mushroom Crush by TrueRange October 30, 2009

Orange Crush Incident

Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.

After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.

Orange Crush Incident by CC Mirage August 30, 2010

Tube Crush 

A hot person you see on the London Underground network, sneakily photograph and upload to tubecrush.net

Did you see that guy? He's definitely my tube crush.

Tube Crush by Koffers April 2, 2011

default crush 

The guy/ girl you crush on when there isn't anybody else available.

No fitties out tonight, looks like I'm default crushing on Alan to get a hook up

default crush by loulou261991 December 3, 2013

Fuck your crush day 

June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .

Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA

Fuck your crush day by Icummedinyourmomspagina April 30, 2020