Hot Cross Buns

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.

Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?

by KerriKerriCloudFace September 27, 2008

Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

by jesushater December 1, 2009

sign of the cross

Otherwise known as a 'signum crucis'

An act immediately following a pearl necklace, by which the male will immediately dip his thumb into the pool of cum, and proceed to draw a sign of the cross over the recievers face, whilst uttering the words 'bless you, my child'

I felt the the wrath of god in my loins after spilling my seed over her, so I made up for it with a quick sign of the cross.

by Ted Haggard June 18, 2008

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Fat Cross-Over

The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.

Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

Green Cross Code

The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!

WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)

by F!$h!e February 4, 2010

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019