Southern Fried Cotton

It's when a guy powders his nuts in flour and then dips them hot grease before feeding them to his partner

Yo, I heard that last night Gary gave his girl some Southern Fried Cotton.

by S0ulzer0 October 7, 2016

cotton

a food substance the vagina eats

ur a good vagina ate all that cotton good girl

by smallballs June 2, 2007

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

From the movie "Elf", with Will Ferrell, who is called a cotton headed ninny muggins by one of his elf friends at Santa's workshop.

"Buddy, you cotton headed ninny muggins!"

by HeathxAnna January 11, 2009

Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

cottonheaded-ninnymuggins

Reference to the movie "Elf"

meaning; annoyance, party pooper

A silly way to tell someone they are being petty, or of slight annoyance

In the ways of the elf, an impolite, rude, insulting term to describe someone rebellious, or with bad behavior

Please?!?
No.
Aw, C'mon don't be such a cottonheaded-ninnymuggins!

by czecsnut January 21, 2019

cotton face

When you cum on a black girl's face.

1.) Dude, what happened with that girl last night?

2.) I cotton faced her.

by RobJanx November 3, 2008

cottonmouth

Fellatio through underwear. Usually performed by skanky peep show strippers.

"For an extra $10, that stripper gives cottonmouth."

by goatty June 12, 2006