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when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.
by Brant38 March 13, 2008
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An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
Fred: Dude, my doctor said I have an enlarged semi-colon.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
by Jim Naazium May 13, 2008
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Get the vaginal colonic mug.A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.
"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."
by Babyballs October 6, 2006
Get the Colonial mug.the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.
All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.
by Matt0912 April 1, 2009
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