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by meatsheath December 28, 2009
Get the hot colonic mug.The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse
Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
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Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
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