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Collon wit the greeen eyes is hot
by Tsunami papi -la français November 23, 2021
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Colton S

Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.
Colton S is the hottest guy ever.

Colton S is Yb’s son
by fl_cracker_4l June 21, 2022
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hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
by meatsheath December 28, 2009
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Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010
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District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
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abby and colton

An inseparable couple, very freaky and intimate. They love each other very much
Wow Abby and Colton

are better than any other couple I’ve ever seen
by Ac4217 May 1, 2018
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National brandon Colon day

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
by playboi✌🏽 October 14, 2019
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