Cocaine sharks

This is so bizzare...are sharks actually attacking drug smugglers boats for the cocaine? How did this happen?

Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean (livenow FOX)
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The mystery of "cocaine sharks"; Impact of dumping drugs (news.com.au)
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Cocaine sharks may be injesting drugs dumpped on Florida coast (NewsNation)
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Great white shark attacks Columbian d**g smugglers (sharks beware)
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Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.

1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion

by Dawnof rastobeyl June 6, 2010

Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.

"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole

Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"

by eoz91 November 12, 2016

cereal cocaine

The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.

by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017

bleached coca cola

when someone wears a coca cola shirt and has white skin

Talor is a bleached coca cola today.

by coca cola lover 5 February 8, 2019

Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.

Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult

by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019