Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021

Clothesure

When you break up with an ex who hates the boaby but loves the Tories, and you FINALLY get your clothes back that they tried to steal.

“Yo Eva, Bulu, and Kate, did you hear about DK’s ex who loves the Tories and tried to steal her clothes?

I did indeed Megs, but that’s old news: she got clothesure last week”

by Jimpostor April 17, 2021

Clothes

Clothes are thing that you wear to keep you warm or cool on your body

Dad and mum:Leah put some clothes on your naked

Leah:ok ok ✅

by Ray@evie August 14, 2021

Clothestrophobic

The fear of being trapped in your own clothes i.e. Tight shirts, socks, jean etc.

As Mike started to freak out trying to take his turtleneck sweater off he screamed "HELP! Get this off of me, I'm CLOTHESTROPHOBIC"

by Darkwroth July 13, 2021

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

clothstrophobia

A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.

Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.

by AStrunkMan69 May 30, 2022