Manhattan Clam

When a man releases him load into a woman's vagina while she's on her period. The woman seals her vagina (i.e. duct tape), then she gets into a hot tub and 'cooks' it. Then she drains it in a martini glass, adds some vodka and Tabasco sauce, and the man drinks it.

Brian was feeling thirsty, so he prepared a manhattan clam.

by aeroswim July 02, 2014

clam clapper

Lesbian; a female who touches her clam to another female's clam.

Chris: "That Katie girl is really hot. I'm gonna buy her a drink."

Michael: "Don't waste your time. See that girl she's with? They're clam clappers."

by Bulldog32 March 14, 2014

Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

by Clamer September 03, 2017

Clam Cam

The female equivalent of a dick pic. A photo of your snatch.

"My boyfriend loved the clam cam I sent him last night."

by JUNGLE_PUMPKIN_69 March 20, 2017

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino August 20, 2008

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 13, 2011

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015