Chinese Donut

When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.

I love you long time, so I'm going to take these chop sticks and give you a chinese donut.

by rhino velvet February 14, 2009

Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

choner

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004

chinese overdrive

When something like a heater or stove is turned up as hot as it can possibly go in order to heat things up in a room as quickly as possible.

"He put the stove on Chinese overdrive so that it got so hot it glowed."

"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."

by Kai01 March 18, 2008

Chinese Fireball

a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.

"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."

"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."

"ahhh, make sure you open a window."

by homerer May 11, 2009

Chinese Field Trip

a form of field day where every item from a room is removed for cleaning; when tending to last much longer than necessary, it is used as a punishment, typically for unsatisfactory performance in routine field day.

Recruit #1: Man.....One of the DI found a candy bar under someone's bed and decided to gave us a Chinese field trip.

Recruit #2: Haha, good thing I'm not in the candy bar platoon.

by MasturbAZN November 9, 2009

Chinese Extender

The term given to the large volumes of celery and onion found in takeaway chinese food.

They use heaps of Chinese extender at that shop.

by AussieJay June 10, 2007