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cheeze it

another way of saying to ejaculate(masterbate)
"Hey man did you see that bitch last night yeah I was cheeze in it it this morning how about you yeah i also cheeze it three times a day"
by panoch April 29, 2009
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Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.
Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.
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Cheeky Bastard

Derived from the Italian phrase "Che quei bastardi", which literally means "The Bastards".
This is simply an English adaptation of a foreign phrase made funny by the actual sound of the phrase. "Che quei" sounds like cheeky, and bastardi, well, you get the idea. Che quei bastardi, or Cheeky Bastard. When you add the meaning of Cheeky to the word Bastard, it offers a different meaning than simply the Italian phrase Che quei bastardi. An amusing or endearing bastard.
by BManJamz January 4, 2014
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Cheesy Farts

Referance to Fart/Farts. Only it smells like blue, or other kinds of cheese that smell bad.
Cheesy Farts-Yo man! He just blew the cheesiest fart ever!.. That reeks!
by Joel227 July 20, 2007
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cheez-clump

by kurtis and andy January 26, 2004
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Cheez Bix

Cheez Bix, often mistaken for Weeta Bix, is a delicate confectionery, enjoyed by the upper class societies of Somalia. It originates from unknown colloquial vocabularies and is said to be made of a mixture of milk, age, and plenty of yeast cells. Due to the curious combination of ingredients used in its creation, it is often found with wrinkles, bones, and fungi that are capable of inducing cardiac arrest within ten minutes of ingestion. Some say that the aroma of Cheez Bix is enough to induce a coma.

Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.

Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.

2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.

3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.

-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.
Geoff: I think this guy just had a Cheez Bix
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.
by Cheez Bix July 10, 2009
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Cheesy P

Right before climaxing, unleash your load on a slice of pizza and feed it to your partner.
Laquisha- Did you know that Justin made me dinner last night.

Shaniqua- Really? What did he make?
Laquisha- he made me a cheesy p.

Shaniqua- Cheesy P?
Laquisha- it's when he unloaded on a pizza and fed it to me.

Shaniqua- ...
by LonsterCocker99 November 21, 2015
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