rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

Price Check

When you're uncertain about a fart that just happened, and you need to go make sure it wasn't something more serious.

Be right back! Gotta go do a price check on aisle two, if you catch my drift!

by SherbetTcat May 1, 2021

Culver Check

A long last look in a location for any item that has invariably been left behind by accident.

There's no way you left it in the Uber, I Culver checked the entire back seat.

by Dr. Jellyfingers October 5, 2019

Identity Check

An Identity Check is the first thing two people do when they see one another, even if they never speak to one another, is evaluate who the other person is and how powerful that person is. The second thing every person who interacts with another person in any way does is impose an identity on the other person, and they do that by telling the other person who they think that person is by the way they treat them.

When the identity another person indirectly, subtly, but firmly imposes on another person matches the identity that person has of themselves, or is close to the one they are working to attain, the person will continue interacting with the person who is imposing that desired identity on them. When the identity being imposed is different than the one that person has of themselves or is working to attain, that person will stop interacting with the person or the people who attempt to impose an identity the person does not agree with or like.

Sharon and Jane silently conducted an Identity Check on one another. As soon as they were introduced to one another by Bob McDonald, they continued evaluating one another and soon started to impose an identity on one another. Jane agreed with the identity Sharon was imposing on her, but Sharon did not like the identity Jane was imposing on her and walked away.

by but for January 22, 2020