chairo

Used to describe anything ultimately and utterly idiotic; a name to call a person when they're being stupid and/or are an imbecile.

Joe: Hey is it cool to jump off my house roof and post it on YouTube?
Thomas: Now why would you do something chairo like that?

Rob: You're such a fucking chairo it makes me want to kill myself!

by thraill November 12, 2014

Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart

NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !

by Mrdistractions October 6, 2010

Lawn-Chair

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?

AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair

by Ilove Tokill June 9, 2011

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 26, 2007

Chairing

Sexual term-means to have sex or sexual intercourse
Also a term for a violent act

Hey man, did you chair that girl yet?

Dude he got chaired, it was brutal

I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting

by cdr61804 June 23, 2009

boogers on my chair

To not care about someone to the extent that the attention you pay them amounts to nothing more than picking your nose and wiping it on your chair.

Jim: Dude, Lisa just said she thinks you're a dweeb!
Michael: Whatever. I got boogers on my chair for her.

by c hack January 4, 2008

ChairMan

The toughest Chair wieldin SOB to walk the earth.

The Chairman

by Beese April 7, 2003