I was chair racing in the office.
by John Jackob July 14, 2011
by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021
that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.
by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020
Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
by Bdog63643 July 21, 2015
by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 09, 2020