Carpet Dying

When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair

" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"

by Foulcreature March 21, 2022

carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

Carpet Cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022